Anyone who's had a “Something Stinks in Creedmoor” sign stolen from their yard in the last couple of days, should contact the Code Enforcement Officer for the City of Creedmoor, not to report the theft, but to ask him to bring the sign back.
Might also ask him, ”Who put you up to this? Or did you come up with this all by yourself? Don’t you know it’s against the law to take things off private property?”
Be sure to tell him to put it right back where it came from! In your yard!
The Code Enforcement Officer’s email is firstname.lastname@example.org
Or call (919) 764-1062.
The Code Enforcement Officer was a bit zealous in his work and forgot to stay inside the city limits.
Oh, but when you’re ignoring the law anyway….
Creedmoor knows no limits.
Something Stinks in Creedmoor!